Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
