Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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