You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
time to smoke my breakfast
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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