So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
