Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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