: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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