i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
People with herpes should wear stickers.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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