Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
false alarm, still single
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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