you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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