i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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