She announced her abortion via fbk
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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