So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I just cut my nipple shaving
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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