I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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