Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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