You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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