My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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