you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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