This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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