i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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