Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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