I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
well you can't waste a boner
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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