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im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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