Sry I called you an 8
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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