hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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