Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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