apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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