Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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