i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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