8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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