you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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