belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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