who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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