I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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