People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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