I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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