i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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