I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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