I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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