I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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