He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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