So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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