we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
