And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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