tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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