Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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