Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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