I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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