I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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