I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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