"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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