she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
This baby is an asshole
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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