i think i have herpe
just one?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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