you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
it hurts more in the daytime
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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