He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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